BUTT PUCKER
CUSTOMS

BIG TALK. QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT.

FULL PUCKERA skeletal hand clenching a wrenchCLENCH TIGHT

Your mouth says, “I had it.”
Your buddies know the real version.

Shop the Clencher Garage talk

Street. Dirt. Snow. Water. Same terrible excuses.

The Clencher: a grinning skull in a scuffed BPC helmet, goggles and bandana THE CLENCHER / HE REMEMBERS.
STREET / DIRT / SNOW / WATER MAKING BUTTS PUCKER SINCE 2024 STREET / DIRT / SNOW / WATER
THE CLENCHER / T-SHIRT Black Butt Pucker Customs T-shirt from the Amazon listing, with the Clencher skull and Full Pucker, Clench Tight hand-and-wrench tagline

Product image from the linked Amazon listing.

THE FACE BEHIND THE EXCUSE

MEET
THE CLENCHER.

Helmet on. Goggles up. Teeth locked.
Absolutely none of the confidence you had five minutes ago.

The Clencher is the skull behind Butt Pucker Customs. For the garage crowd where a five-minute fix takes three hours, every story gets louder, and nobody lets you forget what actually happened.

Shop the T-shirt on Amazon

Choose your size and color on Amazon. Check the listing for current price and availability.

FROM THE GARAGE

YOUR CREW.
YOUR BAD EXCUSES.

Different machines. Same questionable judgment. Shop the Scrambler T-shirt or get a look at what’s on the workbench.

BPC Garage Service Dept. artwork with a helmeted skull mechanic holding a wrench

05 / GARAGE SERVICE DEPT.

“JUST NEEDS ONE PART.”

That was three deliveries ago. Almost done since spring. Nobody said which spring.

Artwork preview. Not a product listing.

Black Full Pucker, Clench Tight Scrambler Motorcycle T-shirt from the linked Amazon listing

07 / FULL PUCKER SCRAMBLER T-SHIRT

“I KNOW A BETTER ROUTE.”

Three wrong turns later, you’re still apparently the expert. The map has notes.

Shop the Scrambler on Amazon

Product image from Amazon. Check the listing for sizes, colors, current price and availability.

BPC / GARAGE TALK

ZERO MILES.
FOUR STORIES.
GREAT RIDE.

“Kickstands up at 9.” A group chat full of liars.

Garage excuses, missing tools and buddies with inconvenient memories. Find the crew on TikTok.

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@buttpuckercustoms

PROJECT BIKE STATUS

ALMOST
DONE.

Since spring.
Nobody said which spring.

At this point,
your bike owes rent.

BUTT PUCKER CUSTOMS

DIFFERENT TOYS.
SAME PUCKER.

Some people have an off-season. You have another engine that needs attention.

Butt Pucker Customs is rider humor for the street, dirt, snow and water crowd. The projects that never leave the garage. The “last upgrade” that arrived yesterday. The crew that will roast every second of it.

Big talk. Long memories. Full Pucker, Clench Tight.

Find the crew on TikTok